Mafia Name Generator

[Obsidian Serpent]

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That's right, a mafia name generator. What's more epic than that?
Post what you get for your First, Middle, and Last name, since it comes out differently for each

First name - Guido the Quack
First + Last - Nicky the Spaz
First + Middle + Last - Lou the Rat

I gotta say Lou the Rat is awesome 

[UMA]

UMA makes Oscar Giamatti

I dont see how it is related :<

[Obsidian Serpent]

I think it might be based on the letters in the name because...

asdffdsa = Monkey Shines Fabiano
asdfasdf = Monkey Shines Fabiano
aaddssff = Monkey Shines Fabiano
ffddssaa = Monkey Shines Fabiano

However when you do it capitalized...

ASDFASDF = Slug-like Alphonso Tagliano

...Lolwut?

[SolidYoshi]

SolidYoshi = Ralphie Romano
First Name = Luigi the Wolf (lolz)
First + Last = Fat Oscar Greco
Old Nickname *Sonicblue77* = Hemorrhaging Jake Marino (this one's my favorite)